Wednesday, February 25, 2009

ROS bukan bunga rose!

Kelas Mekanik td sgt kelakar.
aku sungguh gembire dengar ceriter2 Encik XXX.

Tahniah kpd beliau kerana berjaya gembirakan ati aku.
Tepukan gemuruh an-an-an diberikan.
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Cerita 1:
Asal-usul perkataan 'So hot..' (means panasnyer..)

Perkataan So Hot ni diambil dr longhat GANU;

Lokasi: Tempat panas bawah matahari.
Dialog: Oohh.. panas soo oohh.! <<---xkompem ejaan soo oohh nye.

Pas2.lekat la perkataan. 'ooh..so hot..' kalo time panas.
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Cerita 2:
Cerita pasal PM Jpun n PM US.

Dikisahkan PM Jpun ni tak pandai speking.
Pastu, manager dier ajar la.
Kalo time jumpe PM US nanti ckp mcm ni.
"How are you..?"
Sure die balas'
"Im fine.."
Pastu, balas balik,
"Me too.."

Kemudian, setelah PM Jpun bertemu dengan PM US,
Dia tersilap ckp..
"Who are you..?"
PM US terkejut; dan balas balik,
"Im Hilary's husband.."
PM Jpun pon dengan selambernye jawab,
"Me too..."

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Cerita 3:
Asal usul perkataan RONGGENG.

Alkisah pada zaman dahulu..
Geng2 mat saleh yang datang msia suke sangat wat pesta malam2.
Dlm pesta tu ade menari2, mkan2, minum2.
Ekceli, dalam pesta tu, hanya mat saleh je dibenarkan.

Dalam masa yg sama,
ade sorang mamat melayu ni teringin sangat nk pergi pesta tu.
Die pegi jugak ke situ walaupun xdibenarkn...
dengan menari2 gaya die sendiri..
pastu, mat2 saleh tu ckp kat mamat tu; " ohh..wrong geng.. wrong geng..."
Las2, trus lekat perkataan RONGGENG! (gaya tarian yg mamat tu wat).

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Ekceli, xde kaitan kan tajuk post ni ngan ape yg aku ceritekan..
tol x?
okk.. masuk cerite sbnr.

ROS 1 (sekolah rendah) --->>> cancel
ROS 2 (sekolah menengah) --->>> cancel
Praktikal (sekolah menengah) --->>> agak-agak cancel tak? 0hh yeah.

MooD: Kecewa smbil memeluk name tag 'FARHANI' yang telah siap.
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7 comments:

k h a y said...

sebenanye ak still x phm ape yg ko cube smpikan wahai paani.

mr.fadzil said...

Best le cite ani tu, papar le lagi cite-cite cam tu. Bagus le anak abah ni, sedih-sedih pun boleh buat cite lawak.... bagus sayang...

eppygurl said...

khay--->>> xpe..biar xphm asalkan jgn buat2 phm...haha

eppygurl said...

papa--->>> dedy! syg ke anakmu ini? hehehe

meorsoleh said...

haih~ misterious sungguh pony ni....

ak pon x paham arr... cmmane nk tido malam ni... nanti ak terpikir-pikir... "Ku fikir fikir.... lebey baik ak memikir...." :D

meorsoleh said...

ROS= rancangan orientasi sekolah?? haa~

eppygurl said...

meor--->>> hahah ko tnye, ko jwb. time kaseh.. seup nyanyi xthn~ haha ROS tu cm kne g observe kt sekolah. kalo sek rendah observe je..kalo kt sek menengah, kne ngajar 1 period. huhu. ros 1 cancel, pastu ros 2 wat time before praktikel nti.. ingtkn kensel trus.. hahaha

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